Yes…Its that time of the year when this blogger gives away awards.
You can be rest assured that the blogger was not tempted to vices (hey, where’s that Jack Daniels that you were supposed to offer me) nor was he threatened (Please no…don’t hit me there)
Bulls and Bushes Award: Our own beloved farmer Amitabh Bachaan and born again farmer Aamir Khan
Brothers in Arms Award: Nidhis and Marans (for upstaging the traitor controversy on a major scale)
Honey, I got a hangover Award: Captain Vijayakanth (for igniting the booze controversy)
Sudden ‘Kalam’ity Award: Madam. Jayalaalitha (for restarting the rubber stamp wars once more)
Trumpet and Cymbals Award: To the adulators of Kalaignar Karunanidhi (for showering over the top praises and gifts on their leader through multiple vizhas)
Non-Stop Nayagan: Kalaignar. Karunanidhi (for attending vizhas non-stop and listening to adulations without any embarrassment).
Old Wine in the New Bottle Award: Rajnikant (for Shivaji-The buss (spelling mistake intentional!))
Maanasthan Award: Thozhar.Thirumavalavan (for poking fun at Tamil cinema heroes for many years and taking a U-turn to become one)
Loooooong List, Atlast a Full Stop Award: Aishwarya Rai (Atlast she married somebody)
The Professors Way Award: Vaiko (for trying to become the Paer-aasiriyar (Professor) Anbhazhagan of AIADMK.
Abbreviation Twisted To Truth Award: Once again to septuagenarian Karunanidhi for waiting a looooong while to change the abbreviation of Thi.Mu.Ka to Thiru.Mu.Karunanidhi Kudumba party.
Sell My Soul, Gimme Money Award: Comrade Achudanandan (for asking Tamilnadu money in exchange for periyar water and insulting the Malayalees)
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